Too Lame to Dumpster Dive

This fantastic boulder-trad-climb has been the subject of much debate. Since it's in the canyon bottom, which side of the canyon is it on? Is it a boulder problem or a trad climb? Is it 4 stars or 0 stars? Great thinkers since time immemorial have pondered these inscrutable puzzlers.

Crank a big move to a horizontal, crank a big move to a horizontal, crank a big move to a horizontal. Top out.

About 15 minutes down-canyon from Ultimate Dihedral is a scenic section of narrows flanked on each side by very steep overhanging walls. This route is on a boulder in the creek between those two walls, and probably under water half the year.

Smack dab in between Sucker Pump and You'll Never Be a Blacksmith With Flippers Like Those.

.2 in a horizontal that does absolutely nothing; .4 and purple DMM dragonfly that nobody has equalized, on lead, while trying not to pump out thinking about how maybe you should have just brought a crash pad; #1, hand cams for the anchor.