Colander Man

Colander Man

takes in the right-leaning finger and hand crack starting about ten feet off the ground right of

Damn You Darwin

. There are two alternative finishes,

Colander Man Left

aka

Lord of Pasta

(5.10b) or, um,

Colander Man Right

(5.10d).

Lord of Pasta

may be slightly better than the right finish, but if you want a line completely separate from

Damn You Darwin

choose the right (ahem). A micro nut protects a bouldery move to get established in the crack. Cruise the crack until able to step left on the face to a bolt then climb up to the large horizontal break, turn the bulge, and join

Damn You Darwin

to the chains. For

Colander Man Right

, continue up the crack to its end then head up to a tricky move protected by a bolt and easier climbing past another to the chains.

On the Wall of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (see

Damn You Darwin

).

A few micro nuts (offsets useful) and a single set of cams from finger-size to a blue (No. 3) Camalot.