Hit Er' With a Fritter

If there was room for one more route on The Last of the Mohicans Wall, it would be this one. This black and cream colored route has perfect small pockets, crimps that you actually want to pull on and the picture-perfect definition of tiny five twelve sidepull crimps through a crux that is utterly amazing. The crux is not over until you've mastered a series of sweet moves that requires a crucial gastone and an intact pancreas. Pull on big cool down holds to the anchors and feel the sugar rush. THIS ONE IS NOT TO BE MISSED IF YOU CLIMB THE GRADE!

Locate the black and yellow warm-up wall to the right of Long John With Nuts. Hit Er' is the second route from the left.

Take a dozen quickdraws and a shot of insulin.